59: A Whole New World With You

• Pumpkin Patches
• Male newscaster make-up
• Guyliner
• Quiz-yes
• Email in and Tim will eat whatever ocean creature you want live
• Do cannibals eat live people?
• New premarital question: Would you let your future spouse eat part of you to keep them alive?
• A musical paradoy about gastroporesis
• Bitter resentments about not getting to see Hamilton
• What’s your favorite quote
• Up thought us whimsy conquers all
• Is doing something for God that’s not a part of your natural strengths or passions right to do?
• Experiencing God
• There is going to be bleed through of our own passions and flesh when we talk to God
• Is the pure form of communicating with God completely ridding myself of self
• Missions
• My trade is being an alien and stranger in this world :)
• Is the ultimate calling to be weird
• Worrying about every word that’s said and leaving awkward messages
• If you’re going to be weird, it might as well be about God
• I was trying to think about how to be more offensive
• Do we have to move every few months to be alien?
• Our house is telling us to go to bed. Help!
• Why is our smart home so creepy?
• Tim has a dream to create an artificial intelligence to control our home…for our good
• Why do we believe our kids will like something if we act super excited

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The Lyrics

I can show you my world
Cramping, Fainting and hurling
Tell me, listener, now when did
You last turn our podcast on?
I can’t focus my eyes
Unless I take 10 kinds of medicine
Over the counter and prescription
On a drug addled mind
A whole new life
A terrible disaster with each meal
My stomach tells me no
Is it time to go?
I eat steak only when I’m dreaming
Gastroporesis
Kills your appetite
We cannot tell what will
Make me ill
That now I’m in a whole new world with you
That now I’m in a whole new world with you!
Every meal a surprise
Please don’t trust your eyes
Bubbling, grumbling, nauseating
Through an endless nightmare ride
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